JT Liberty, I'm not gay, okay?
Liberty You lied?
JT Yes, 'cause you just wouldn't take a hint.
Liberty Am I really that horrible?

Ashley Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives.
Paige Is this an apology or a math problem?

Emma So what did you guys do last night?
JT Just imagine the worst night ever and then multiply it by eternity

Spinner I get it. Polar bears are white; I'm white; and you're a racist.

Ashley Not only did my dad tell me he's gay, but he left us for his boyfriend. I've come to a decision, my dad is cut out of my life.
Terri C'mon Ash, you're overreacting.
Ashley No, I'm not, I have my mom and Jeff and I even have Toby.
Terri I don't have a mom. Do you know how that feels?
Ashley That's different.
Terri Yeah, it is, because you have a choice. My mom is dead. She's never coming back.

Ashley I'm allowed to imagine.
Paige No. No, you're not.

Marco Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?
Spinner If they're hot.
Marco Well... you're not.
Spinner See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.

Spinner [trying to get tickets to a concert] What about you, Marco? You're mom's in the music biz.
Marco She teaches piano.

Emma You like her, she likes you...
Toby Her brother likes to maim and kill.
JT With his teeth.

Terri I made $500 today being a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. How much did you make today, ice cream boy?

[after watching Spinner practice dance moves]
Paige I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.

[Spinner farts]
Marco Awwww! Aww man you're sick!
Craig Spinner! Not in the car!
Spinner Sorry, excitement makes me fart.

Jimmy C'mon, let's go.
Spinner Can't. My bat... it's wooden.
Jimmy Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Sorry?
Spinner ...I have a boner...
Jimmy Oh... I don't know what I'm doing...
[hands Spinner his binder]
Jimmy Here.
Spinner Great.
[puts binder over his crotch]
Spinner A binder boner shield.

Marco Well, after the pimp hat, and the bee incident, and what my dad said, I thought you were never gonna talk to me again.
Dylan Well, it crossed my mind, but... I do think you're pretty cute.
Marco So then... does this mean that I can have another shot? A chance to redeem myself?
Dylan Well, that depends.
[Dylan kisses Marco]
Dylan What are you doing this Friday?

Ashley Jimmy, I'm sorry. But I'm just not ready for this. Paige might be but...
Jimmy Wait! What about Paige?
Ashley She's ready for this. She's done this.
Jimmy You think I'm gonna leave you for Paige?
Ashley I'm sorry I'm not ready.
Jimmy Good. Because to tell you the truth, neither am I.

JT Aww... Did Emma pee her pants?
Emma No. I just started my period. Something that happens to... oh... 50% of the population.

Paige Four years of high school. Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social loser outcast with her? You decide.

Spinner Because we are going to party!
Craig No party, Spin.
Spinner Girls?
Craig No girls.
Spinner Booze?
Craig No booze.
Spinner Donuts?
Craig That we can do!

Dean Come on, Spirit. We had fun.
Paige Fun? You call what you did to me FUN?

Sean Cameron Shut up.
Spinner No, you shut up.
Sean Cameron You shut up.
Spinner Shut up.
Sean Cameron Shut up.
Spinner You shut up.
Craig Why don't you both shut up?

Paige This is my school, and I don't want to see you or talk to you again.

Mohammed Hey it's the More of Everything Girl! I think you should join the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it!
Paige No kidding.
Terri I made 500 bucks today as a plus-sized model! Yeah, plus-sized! What do you make, ice cream boy?

PaigeAsk questions first. Get naked later.

Alex We'll ask the crowd at the assembly tomorrow... who would they rather vote for? The freak... or the queer. By the way, I'm the freak.

[looking at Degrassi High yearbook]
Craig Oh My God. It's Joey! With hair!

Christine 'Spike' Nelson If you are sick you cannot stay here. Jack just got over a cold.
Emma Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson Really. Do you want to breast feed him while he's running a fever?

Marco Spin, even strangers know, and last night, it wasn't about my shoes. Those guys... they knew . . and they bashed me because they hated. Just like you do!
Spinner Dude, that's brutal. But you can't compare me with those guys.
Marco Really? Why not?

Jimmy What's your problem with Marco?
[points to bathroom wall with "Marco is a fag" that he'd written on it]
Spinner That's my problem.
Jimmy So Marco's gay? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black?

Emma I have NO chance with Chris! It's like he's on a different planet or something. A COOL planet. I'm on planet White Dork.

JT I'd really like it if you came.
Manny Me too. But I can't.
JT Why? Just tell me.
Manny At school, when people talk about me... I walk. At a party, I'm stuck.
JT Well, what if I told you that I wouldn't let anyone say anything about you?

Hazel Brooks, what's the problem?
Jimmy Let's see. I'm wearing a Sari, our limo driver just got arrested, and the school almost burned down.

[Paige is taking Spinner's shirt off]
Spinner What are you doing?
Paige What do you mean?
Spinner Paige!
Paige What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?
Spinner Not right now, no.
Paige Cause Dean got there first?
Spinner You have to let that go!
Paige You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.
Spinner No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back.
Paige You don't even know her.
Spinner That's stupid.
Paige The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.

Spinner So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white.
Jimmy No, you can't dance 'cause you suck.

Lawyer: Ms. Michealchuk, how many men have you had sex with?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Paige [defiantly] Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour.

Kevin Smith Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.

unknown: Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait 'til I'm 18.
Jay What grade are you in now?
unknown: I'm a freshman.

Manny Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait until I'm 18.
Jay What grade are you in?
Manny I'm a freshman
Jay Freshman? Are there *any* seniors here?

Kevin Smith Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.

Kevin Smith In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.
[Canadian ninjas appear and he and "Jay" must defend themselves]

Kevin Smith Wow... I must be the worst kisser in the world.
Caitlin Kevin, no...
Kevin I've got to set up the next shot.
Kevin Smith [hurrying away] Hey, uh... Mewes!

Jay You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths! talkin bout the periodic tables

[last line of Season 4]
Kevin Smith [last line of Season 4] Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi!

Kevin Smith I'm trying to get the Canadian flag into every shot because I'm a really big fan of the Canadian flag. So was Mewes until he figured out it was a maple leaf... instead of the wacky.

Craig So, a lot has been going on in my head lately, including thinking about last year.
Manny Craig, it's okay.
Craig No, it's not okay. I've made a lot of mistakes since coming here, but you were probably the biggest.

Paige Ashley, would you stop being such a hag?
Ashley No Paige, you're the hag, on two fronts: your looks... AND your personality.

Liberty JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such a... slob.
JT Great. First you blackmail me into making you a dress and then you insult me.

Emma Craig! What are you doing right now?
Craig I'm going to art class.
Emma Do you really wanna go?
Craig Instead of...?
Emma Finding my father. I've got his address.
[Craig looks uncertain]
Emma Sean won't go. Manny's mom would kill her if she skipped.
Craig Oh, yeah, and what do you think Joey's gonna do to me?
Emma I can't go alone.
Craig But... why me? I mean, you could ask JT... or Toby.
Emma Because I thought you'd understand. With your dad and all.
[Craig smiles]
Craig So, what are we waiting for?

Jimmy I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them.
Paige At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date.
Jimmy Pumpkin in a dress.

Toby I got those condoms because if I ever did want to do that with Kendra... which I'm not saying I do... I'd wanna take care of her.
Spinner So you live another day.

Emma I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day.

Craig How was the rest of the party?
Emma Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.

Marco Even strangers know, Spin. And last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew... and they bashed me because they hated it, just like you do.
Spinner Dude, that's brutal, but you can't compare me to those guys.
Marco Really? Why not?

Spinner I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in...
Dylan ...Milk?

Marco OK, what did you write on the card?
Craig Okkkk, you ARE a girl.

Ashley Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you.
Craig Great, every guy's favorite words

Emma You don't wanna be friends...
Manny Not with a stuck-up prude princess.
Emma Good, 'cause... I don't want to be friends with the school slut.

Spinner I need to sleep in your bed
Jimmy Spin, I like you, but not like that.

Craig It's not my locker I don't like... it's you.

Craig [Craig tries to give Manny a hug] There she is!
Manny Don't, Craig.
Craig What's the matter?
Manny I can't do this... I thought I could, but having a baby now…
Craig You're not making any sense.
Manny Someday, you're gonna be a great dad. And someday, I hope I'll be a mom, but now... now isn't someday yet.
[she starts walking away]
Craig [Craig runs after her] "No! No, you're not. Manny,
[shouts]
Craig stop! No I won't let you!"
[he grabs her arm]
Manny No!
Emma [Emma comes] Craig!
Craig Emma! You butt out! What she's doing is wrong!
Emma I agree with you, okay? If she was just some stranger I'd be *furious* with her but, she's my friend and it's her choice.
Craig But it's my baby!
Emma And it's Manny's body! What about her?
Manny I just.. I can't.

Craig [through the baby monitor] Ew! I'm not touching that!
Manny You have to wipe it!
Craig But… it's green!
Manny You shouldn't hold him like that until his diaper is...
Craig Oh, no! Oh, nooooo! Oh, no-no-no-no-no! Ohhhhhhh! Crap!

Marco You know, Alex, I can pick my Vice President...
Alex And I can pick my nose.

Manny Do you see any underwear?
Emma No, but...
Manny That's right. Because I'm not wearing any.

Marco No. Seeing naked ladies doesn't burn my eyes out. Besides, I wasn't looking at them.
Spinner Then what were you looking at?
Marco The drapes, Spin, the drapes.
[Spinner still doesn't get it]
Jimmy ...He was looking at the DUDES.

Craig Have you seen Manny?
Spinner No, uh, seats open though. Can I ask you a question dude?
Craig Sure.
Spinner [smacks Craig] Are you on crack?
Craig Ow! What was that for?
Spinner Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlabooggle.
Craig No, I'm not.
Spinner Where's you're future dude? I mean no keg parties, no Spring Break in Florida. . .
Craig For once I want to do the right thing, ya know?
Craig But you don't have to keep the kid. There are other things you can do.
Craig This is what I want to do Spin. You don't get it.
Spinner No I don't. At all.
Craig You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.

Ashley ...Is it Craig?
Manny I'm so sorry. He didn't want me to say anything because he didn't want you knowing that he moved on so quickly
Ashley Moved on? We're still together.

Craig And who says money can't buy you happiness

Spinner What's it like being a stud?
Craig Nerve-racking.
Spinner You have Ashley: gorgeous, smart, like a fine wine. Then you have Manny: cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. But hot. Very hot.

Spinner Not to mention you're a big stud.
Craig Well, I get around.

Manny You're late, and I'm freezing. So you need to warm me up!
Craig I can do that.

Manny I want you to dump Ashley. It's time, and I've been patient. I can't...
Craig I can't make that choice.
Manny I think you just did.

Craig Manny, stop, come on...
Manny It's just, I love you Craig, and I thought you felt the same way.
Craig I do, it's just...
Manny Ashley, I know. And she might love you... But not as much as I do.

Craig Manny! I made a huge mistake. You're the one for me. Look, not Ash, and I'm gonna tell her that. OK, it's you. It's always been you.

Paige [referring to Hazel celebrating Ramadan] Christmas could learn a thing or two from Ramadan. After all that food, I could use a fast!

Craig Spinner, Shut up.
Spinner Yes, Lord Stud.

Craig You told her.
Manny No, no, I didn't.
Craig Then how does she know?
Manny Because you're stupid, Craig. You didn't think she'd find out about me. And you didn't think I'd find out about your lies.

Angela Maybe Santa will have presents for Daddy
Craig It looks like he's getting his gift early

Joey When I broke your heart those years ago, I thought I lost you forever, and I moved on.
Caitlin Yet you're here with me in an airport on Christmas.
Joey Yes, I am. I moved on, but I never left
Caitlin I guess I better get my stuff of the plane then.
Joey Merry Christmas
[They kiss]

Spinner Paige.
Paige Hey spin.
Spinner How's your Grandma?
Paige What?
Spinner You know, you're grandma. The one who was sick on saterday night.
Paige Oh, she's ok, thanks.
Spinner And Dean, How's he doing? I know what happened, ok?
Paige Yea, were you in th room with me? because I don't think you were.
[Paige walks away, Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around]
Spinner You lied to me.
Paige Don't touch me. Don't ever touch me.
Spinner Why not? Everyone else does.

Spinner Paige, what's going on?
Paige Nothing.
Spinner J.T in a mascot outfit attacking Dean. That's not nothing Paige.
[Paige turns around to walk away and Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around]
Paige [crying] Spin, can you please?
Spinner He took it too far, like Hazel said, right? Didn't he?

JT Paige. Help. I'm stuck in a box.
Paige Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?"

Spinner Hey. Hey. You're not going anywhere.
Dean Your mascot came at me.
Spinner Is that what you think this is?
[Pushes Dean]
Paige Spin.
Spinner He deserves it.
Paige Spinner. Please.
Dean Waterboy your boyfriend?
Paige I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.

Hazel We should go see that movie again, even though I don't really like subtitles.
Paige Yeah, they involve reading.

Marco Ellie, I'm gay. And you and me...
Ellie Will always just be friends.

[JT has just had a wet dream]
Toby Who was it about?
JT </ Your mom.

Dylan What is this, hug the homo day?

Craig Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition, I'll...
Ashley Have sex with MORE grade 9's?
Archie 'Snake' Simpson , settle down, please?
Craig If you weren't such a prude, I'd NEVER have been with Manny
Ashley [mocking him] Oh, but, I thought you loved her.
Craig Oh, you know what? Go...
Archie 'Snake' Simpson One more word, double homework!

Craig [after hearing Spinner and Jimmy's rap] That rap will never leave the garage.

Craig I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, *I'm sorry!* How many times do I have to say it?
Ashley Until you mean it.

Joey I know that you thought The Zits were a joke...
Caitlin I did not!
Joey But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.
Caitlin And maybe if you'd written more than one song.

Dylan I just wanted to tell you that there's someone I like.
Marco I understand, I'm too young, too short, too girly...
Dylan And way too hard on yourself.
Marco Are you messing with me?
Dylan Guilty as charged.

Marco Spin, I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys.

Spinner Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back.
[throws shirt on floor]
Spinner This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing.
[in old English accent]
Spinner Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot.
[throws shirt on the floor]
Spinner This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?
[goes to throw it, but Marco catches it]
Marco Do not throw that.

Manny [to Emma after seeing Craig walk by] Is that the sound of you heart pounding? No wait... its mine

[walks up to Manny and Craig]
Ashley What you reading guys?
[grabs baby name book from Craig]
Ashley So you need a name...
Ashley Hey everybody these two have an announcement to make guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right cause its way to difficult to use a condom! I cant believe you slept with her.

Spinner Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies.
Dylan What?
Spinner I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting.

Toby He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous.
Hazel No, because you're not telling him.
Sean Cameron Why? It's just some stupid dare.
Jimmy Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare.
Sean Cameron That's great, Hazel... very evolved.
Hazel Hey, I don't make the rules.
Sean Cameron No, you just follow them.

Paige So, what, you're just forgiving creep boy for beating you up?
Terri He apologized.
Paige Of course... his kind always does, so they can get another shot in at you.
Rick: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are, and, two, you're a vicious backstabber.
Paige Oh I'm vicious.
Rick: Everything you say is a judgment... you think you're so perfect.
Paige What?... well I'd rather be that than a psycho...

Jimmy You don't know what you're saying... it's not you, it's the drugs.
Ashley Oh, yeah, keep going, dad... keep telling me who I am.
Jimmy Ash... look.
Ashley No, no... this is why me and Sean... he gets me.

Jay Hogart [after seeing JT's commercial] Where's your dog, dog?
Sean Cameron Has he been getting up in your fries?

Ashley \ Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me...

Spinner What are you doing? Terri's in the hospital and you're just sitting here.
Rick: Spinner, stop, please.
Spinner Oh, did Terri tell you stop...? Did you listen?

Ashley You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.
Craig I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet.

Ashley Listen, I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday.
Craig You weren't weird. You just ignored me... which I guess is sort of weird. Sorry, now I'm being weird.

Craig Well, my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will.
Ashley Are you serious?
Craig Yeah, the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. Pathetic.

Liberty [in her '50s outfit] Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine?
Sean Cameron Liberty...
Liberty I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes.
Jay Hogart [laughs] A five-finger discount?
Liberty Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire.
Sean Cameron Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.

Sean Cameron It's a slow song... and you're not dancing.
Emma No one caught my interest.
Sean Cameron Oh. How about now?

Paige what you did to me changed my life I still can't sleep without my light on. Sometimes I even look under the bed to make sure your not there. Dean I made a mistake going upstairs with you but, you mad more than a mistake you made a choice.

Manny What do you get out of it?
Emma That's a really stupid question.
Manny No what you're doing is stupid, you're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend.
Emma Should you really be preaching to anyone about that. We're not having real sex.
Manny It's pretty close.
Emma But Im not getting pregnant.

Spinner You're a bum and you hang out at my house too much.
Jimmy That's because you pee on the toilet seat- my mom doesn't want you over!

JT I've been thinking. There are some upsides to love - Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework, and strippers.
Toby Because when I think of love, I *always* think of strippers.

JT We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman.
Toby Except for the time you walked in on your grandma in the shower.
JT We both agreed that never happened.

unknown: Ho, ho, ho.
Emma You can't label people.
unknown: Hey! I thought it was Christmas!

Alex [helping Paige pour nacho cheese into vat at movie theater concession stand] You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
Paige : Hmm. Just like Manny Santos.
Alex It's Mr. O you should be mad at. You know, that wasn't exactly a Prince Charming thing to do.
Paige But what if I, sorta, miss him already. Is that bad?
Alex [sighs and gives Paige a look]
Paige Shoot me. Drown me in fake cheese!

Craig So when in doubt, you kiss Craig?

Paige So... you break up with me and then give me drugs? What kinda B.S is that, Matt? And who was that woman?

Spinner So, uh, Manny, now that I'm back at Degrassi and everything, I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out sometime?
Manny No. Not at all. To be honest, I think Id rather shoot myself.

JT What's going on with you?
Manny What do you mean?
JT Didn't you learn anything from getting pregnant?
Manny I can't even believe you're low enough to bring that up!
JT Look. I know what you've been doing.
Manny I'm not doing anything.
JT Yeah?
Manny Yes...
JT I think you're lying.
Manny I don't.... care.

Kevin Smith I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble.

JT Actually, I gave Liberty a really good driving lesson. She's uh, she's pretty handy with the ole' stick shift.